We shall conquer the Univeeeeeeeeerse!!!!......

"Whoaa there. We can always get a sandwhich from Subway, right?" I grab a phone. "Helllooooo, yes, this is Subway? Ooh yeah we want a sandwich, can you deliver it?.. You mean to say you don't do delivery?! DELIVER A SANDWICH OVER RIGHT NOW, OR I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR INTESTINES. That's good, I like cooperative people. Put bombs and lazers in it too. Yah. Okay, thanks!"

WHAT?!? THAT IS ZE WRONG ZUBWAY.
we need..
.....
oh hey they're here

(Out of the conversation as bob for just this comment:
ohgodismeelablankshiphappening)

"Err... Okaaay." I sigh. "Why do you need a sandwich anyways?!"

Because it gives me POWAAAAS

"I see." Actually, I really didn't..

O hey look mah sammich
*bites it*
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-still going-AAAAAAAAAAAAA-almost there-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-so close-AAAAAAAAAA
*turns into Colress absol*

"WHOAAAA WHAT?!" I scream and punch you in the face.

(actually i got the idea from a video making fun of unoriginal characters XD)
Absol used Recover!
Absol is now at Full Health.
*grabs potato*
GO TO POTATO ROBOT *throws potato at Zombie-Robot-Cyborg-I-Don't-Even-Wynaut*

I run around in utter confusion, sobbing.

*walks in, sets a giant bomb down, walks out, Everythingn in there explodes. And I flooded the Battle Subway. :3*

*pulls out ocarina and plays some notes, teleported to a volcano*this isn't the sacred grove where's the master sword?*teleports back*my life is over.

//sCREECHES NOBODY FLOODS THE PLACE OF MAH SUB SAMMICHES
*pushes Swifthead into a locker with Smile.jpg and Jeff The Killer*
*flickers lightswitch to trigger Uboa*
*walks away to go to bathroom*

"WAIT THERE'S A BATHROOM?!" I screech. "HOLY JESUS ON A PANCAKE I NEED TO GO REEEAAAALLLYYY BADLY!!!!" Then I storm over, push Flare out of the way, and slam the bathroom door closed.

So, you need help and you want either me or someone else to join? Hm... question: What's in it for me?

Wait... oh.

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY I'LL JUST GO USE DA OTHER ONE.
*closes door with litter box*

I kick the bathroom door open again. "Much better. So, Lucario King, ya want to help us?" Suddenly the room turns all business-ey and I glare at you from a black chair. "What can you do?!"

...Heh. Just send out any pokemon and I'll show you. (A pokemon appears in frount of desk and I use force palm and it gets knocked to the wall and faints. There are 10 bruises on it)

"WHOA THERE. WHOA." I screech, hugging the poor Absol and healing it with a few Potions. "Alright, alright. Is there anything we can pay you in return for you for your services?"

Heh. Any kind of Lucario or Riolu would do. Or maybe a legend.

If you don't mind, send it to my Pyramid account.

I threw my hands up in the air. "A Riolu or Lucario?! Where do ya think I'm gonna get THAT?!"

Or a legend.

I glanced at you. "A Sinister Lugia?"

Sure, that works.